SO TRUE

You want some salad? You’ll be glad you have some salad.

Please, have some salad. You’ll be glad you did.

IT’S A TRAP

SHHH HAVE SOME

itsjustsex:

cmholiday:

:)

Blanche always was my favorite.

itsjustsex:

Guess what, Congo? You’ve got the largest dicks in the word. Good job? This map represents penis sizes with the largest penises in dark green and the smallest in red. I’m not sure how accurate the data is, but it’s amusing none-the-less.

And just for equality’s sake, here’s a map of cup sizes. Russians are very top-heavy.

fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:

Tried to avoid the “R” word. True story though…

death-by-lulz:

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please and thank you.

I want this for Valentine’s Day! :)